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Invention Shopping List

Otto H. Schmitt Dec. 15, 1984

1. Vapor saucepan

2. Meter reader

3. Self cooling beverage

4. Turkey, meat, tissue probe

5. Headlight brightener

6. Angle of attack accelerometer

7. Jitter meter

8. Computerized massage

9. Electro surgery personalized

10. Stereo Three D Video, TV

11. Foot pressure pattern recorder

12. VCRS

13. Gnathiometer

14. Countermeasure cigarettes

15. House Status monitor alarms

16. Flicker fusion tester

17. Food salinity tester

18. Sleep apnea alarm

19. Thermode

20. Resonant inagnetophoric hyperthermia

21. Liesegang salad

22. Dynamic environment controller

23. Flashing or speaking bag identifier

24. Kirlian CRO display monitor

25. Computer aid to meditation

26. Cheek pop communication

27. Self focusing eyeglasses

28. Eye tracking computer display

29. Sperm activity meter

30. Fourier Transform mood inducer

31. Telekinetic home computer module

32. Adhesive patch sweat analyzer

33. Magic X 1.00 active electrode amplifier

34. How—goes—it computer health status kit

35. Strand epidemiology Santosha questionnaire

36. Internal linguistics trainer

37. Wireless doorbells announcer

38. Confections with microencapsulated flavor bursts

39. Office handbag safe

40. Silent “Beeper”

41. Mailbox for non—U.S. mail

42. Modular assembly shoes

43. Whole life medical history

44. Bagged mix that becomes concrete when injected with catalyst or water

45. A.C. powered in car comfort maintenance

46. Bed cooler sheets TST

47. Polymeric adhesive car upholstery patch repair

48. Roulade occluder

49. Heat pipe for roof thawing

50. Electro peristalsis infusion